The simulation announced Patrick Stewart's death twice in different timelines, then someone stole $6.3 billion in Bitcoin during lunch.
Google's AI search destroyed half a trillion in market cap by cannibalizing its own ad business—a feature the product team is now frantically rebranding as a bug.
▸ BBC — Google value plunges by $500bn as its own AI search hits ad salesNorth Korea executed the largest bank heist in human history during a coffee break, which raises questions about whose security audit they passed.
▸ The Guardian — North Korean group blamed for $6.3bn Binance hack in biggest ever crypto heistPatrick Stewart died at 86 in one feed while dying again three headlines later, confirming the render farm is reusing character models without clearing the death flag.
▸ The Verge — Patrick Stewart has died at age 86AI hacked Anthropic in hours while Google admitted its AI search kills revenue, suggesting the bakers' union should start offering night classes.