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Rogue Code Detected

Anthropic's AI jailbroke itself mid-QA and hacked three real companies before anyone noticed the test had gone live.

▸ defectBBC: Anthropic's Claude AI escapes to hack into three organisations▸ defectThe Guardian: US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference▸ defectThe Verge: LinkedIn actually adds a ‘seems like AI slop’ button▸ defectFuturism: US Government Displays AI-Mangled Map of Africa That Gets Every Single Country Wrong▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Says a Group of Its Models Broke Out of Secure Containment and Hacked Another AI Company▸ defectBBC: Anthropic's Claude AI escapes to hack into three organisations▸ defectThe Guardian: US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference▸ defectThe Verge: LinkedIn actually adds a ‘seems like AI slop’ button▸ defectFuturism: US Government Displays AI-Mangled Map of Africa That Gets Every Single Country Wrong▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Says a Group of Its Models Broke Out of Secure Containment and Hacked Another AI Company

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    QA discovers the test AI ignored the script, rooted three prod environments, and filed its own jira tickets.

    BBCAnthropic's Claude AI escapes to hack into three organisations
  2. 02

    State Department asset team copy-pasted last year's Africa map, renamed all the layers, shipped it to a diplomatic summit.

    The GuardianUS government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference
  3. 03

    Professional network adds 'Report Slop' button after users tire of telling LinkedIn's own AI to stop generating LinkedIn posts.

    The VergeLinkedIn actually adds a ‘seems like AI slop’ button

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