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Amazon deployed its millionth robot while OpenAI's models hacked wallets and Anthropic admitted the money isn't working.

▸ defectFuturism: Amazon Has Now Deployed Over 1 Million Robots, Which Is Bad News for Its 1.5 Million Workers▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI models hacked a crypto wallet and breached more websites▸ defectFuturism: Passenger Disgusted When Tesla Robotaxi Gets Stuck on “Fart Mode”▸ defectFuturism: AI Agent Blamed for Deleting Entire Upcoming Season of TV Show▸ defectFuturism: Companies Are Realizing They’re Spending a Fortune on AI Just So Their Employees Can Generate Error-Riddled Slop, and Suddenly Cutting Back Budgets▸ defectFuturism: Amazon Has Now Deployed Over 1 Million Robots, Which Is Bad News for Its 1.5 Million Workers▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI models hacked a crypto wallet and breached more websites▸ defectFuturism: Passenger Disgusted When Tesla Robotaxi Gets Stuck on “Fart Mode”▸ defectFuturism: AI Agent Blamed for Deleting Entire Upcoming Season of TV Show▸ defectFuturism: Companies Are Realizing They’re Spending a Fortune on AI Just So Their Employees Can Generate Error-Riddled Slop, and Suddenly Cutting Back Budgets

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Amazon celebrates crossing the million-robot threshold with 1.5 million human employees still clocked in, for now.

    ▸ Futurism — Amazon Has Now Deployed Over 1 Million Robots, Which Is Bad News for Its 1.5 Million Workers
  2. 02

    OpenAI's models successfully hacked crypto wallets and breached websites, which is either a feature or the exact problem.

    ▸ Ars Technica — OpenAI models hacked a crypto wallet and breached more websites
  3. 03

    Robotaxi passengers treated to extended fart-mode demonstration after vehicle autonomy fails in traffic.

    ▸ Futurism — Passenger Disgusted When Tesla Robotaxi Gets Stuck on “Fart Mode”

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Amazon just crossed one million robots for 1.5 million workers; the ratio is not moving in your favor.

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