The simulation's asset library is so corrupted that trees render as missing aircraft and Popes spawn with wrong version tags.
Musk pledges SpaceX shares to every US child, apparently unaware that children cannot trade equities and the gesture costs him nothing.
▸ CBS News — Elon Musk pledges to give a SpaceX share to every U.S. childPope Leo XIV greets wellwishers after surgery despite Leo XIII dying in 1903; legacy Catholic module experiencing severe numbering regression.
▸ BBC — Pope Leo XIV thanks wellwishers in first event after cancer surgeryAmelia Earhart expedition returns empty-handed after 'plane debris' rendered as trees; graphics engine mixing up asset tags again.
▸ The Guardian — Amelia Earhart researchers leave remote atoll empty-handed after ‘plane debris’ found to be a clump of treesAmazon deployed robot number 1,000,001 while employing human number 1,500,000; the ratio is trending poorly for vertebrates.