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197 builds shipped
88Worst build on record · 2026-04-15Peak Brinkmanship
  1. 2026-10-3073Asset Reuse Detected
  2. 2026-10-2973Spaghetti Singularity
  3. 2026-10-2878Multiverse Merge Conflict
  4. 2026-10-2768Ship Anyway
  5. 2026-10-2673Spaghetti Velocity
  6. 2026-10-2573Reality as SaaS
  7. 2026-10-2473Patch Notes Incoherent
  8. 2026-10-2373Hallucination Cascade
  9. 2026-10-2273Critical PHP Patch Day
  10. 2026-10-2073Asset Reuse Fatigue
  11. 2026-10-1972Asset Reuse Epidemic
  12. 2026-10-1873Honk If You're Employed
  13. 2026-10-1773Honk If You're Sentient
  14. 2026-10-1673Collision Course
  15. 2026-10-1573Asset Reuse Detected
  16. 2026-10-1473Patch Notes Existential
  17. 2026-10-1373Asset Reuse Festival
  18. 2026-10-1173Legacy modules ablaze
  19. 2026-10-1073Asset Reuse Festival
  20. 2026-10-0873Unscheduled Maintenance
  21. 2026-10-0773Rogue Agent Renaissance
  22. 2026-10-0673Asset Reuse Detected
  23. 2026-10-0573AI Eats Everything
  24. 2026-10-0473Asset Reuse Intensifies
  25. 2026-10-0373Axe-wielding co-pilot
  26. 2026-10-0273Midair Stabbing Edition
  27. 2026-10-0173Hot Mess Patch
  28. 2026-09-2973Safety Theatre Intensifies
  29. 2026-09-2873Ship It Friday
  30. 2026-09-2773Asset Reuse Nightmare
  31. 2026-09-2673Rogue AI Week
  32. 2026-09-2573Rogue Agents Everywhere
  33. 2026-09-2478Rogue Agent Tuesday
  34. 2026-09-2373Honk Honk, Rome Burns
  35. 2026-09-2278Slop Grenades
  36. 2026-09-2183Asset Reuse Season
  37. 2026-09-2073Rogue Agents Everywhere
  38. 2026-09-1973Asset Reuse Festival
  39. 2026-09-1873Asset Reuse Everywhere
  40. 2026-09-1773Silicon Anxiety Spike
  41. 2026-09-1673Dev Team On Bender
  42. 2026-09-1573Slowdown Panic
  43. 2026-09-1473Asset Reuse Intensifies
  44. 2026-09-1373Exponential Honking
  45. 2026-09-1273Reality Patch 2026.09.11
  46. 2026-09-1173Spaghetti Thursday
  47. 2026-09-1073Simulation Bribery
  48. 2026-09-0973Sputnik Moment Pending
  49. 2026-09-0873Trade War Tariffs
  50. 2026-09-0773Overshot runway
  51. 2026-09-0673Spaghetti Dependencies Detected
  52. 2026-09-0572Asset Reuse Detected
  53. 2026-09-0473Diesel Apocalypse Edition
  54. 2026-09-0373Asset Reuse Intensifies
  55. 2026-09-0273Asset Reuse Festival
  56. 2026-09-0168Asset Reuse Tuesday
  57. 2026-08-3172Asset Reuse Sprint
  58. 2026-08-3073Asset Reuse Festival
  59. 2026-08-2973Asset Reuse Intensifies
  60. 2026-08-2872Lake renamed, flood warning
  61. 2026-08-2773Devs hired AI interns
  62. 2026-08-2673Asset Reuse Festival
  63. 2026-08-2573Patchwork Dystopia
  64. 2026-08-2473Trade War Hotfix
  65. 2026-08-2368Asset Reuse Detected
  66. 2026-08-2268Trade War Tariff Theatre
  67. 2026-08-2173Build Still Shipping
  68. 2026-08-2073Simulation Drift Accelerates
  69. 2026-08-1973Spaghetti Tuesday
  70. 2026-08-1873Patch notes declining
  71. 2026-08-1773Simulation maintenance delayed
  72. 2026-08-1673Patchwork Rollback
  73. 2026-08-1573Asset Reuse
  74. 2026-08-1473Patch Notes From Hell
  75. 2026-08-1373Patchwork Dystopia
  76. 2026-08-1273Asset Reuse Festival
  77. 2026-08-1172Asset Reuse Festival
  78. 2026-08-1073Regression Hell
  79. 2026-08-0973Patch Notes From Hell
  80. 2026-08-0873Routine Insanity
  81. 2026-08-0773Asset Reuse Detected
  82. 2026-08-0673Asset Reuse Intensifies
  83. 2026-08-0573Recursive Defect Cascade
  84. 2026-08-0473Patch Notes Panic
  85. 2026-08-0373Asset Reuse Detected
  86. 2026-08-0278Recursive Dumpster Fire
  87. 2026-08-0173Honk if you're simulation QA
  88. 2026-07-3173Rogue Code Detected
  89. 2026-07-3073Patch Notes: Recursive
  90. 2026-07-2973Patch Notes Unhinged
  91. 2026-07-2873Compiling with Errors
  92. 2026-07-2473Escalating Determinedly
  93. 2026-07-2373Feature Creep
  94. 2026-07-2273Production Code Review
  95. 2026-07-2173Asset Reuse Festival
  96. 2026-07-2073Patchwork Reality
  97. 2026-07-1973Patch Notes Unhinged
  98. 2026-07-1873Schrödinger's Dumpster Fire
  99. 2026-07-1773Asset Reuse Detected
  100. 2026-07-1673Spaghetti Cascade
  101. 2026-07-1573Asset Reuse Festival
  102. 2026-07-1473Feature Creep
  103. 2026-07-1373Stable Tragedy, Buggy Reporting
  104. 2026-07-1283Devs Shipped WW3
  105. 2026-07-1173Asset Reuse Detected
  106. 2026-07-1073Clowns at cruising altitude
  107. 2026-07-0973Tit-for-Tat Diplomacy
  108. 2026-07-0882Ceasefire Means Resume Fire
  109. 2026-07-0778Strait Shooters
  110. 2026-07-0662Managed Decline
  111. 2026-07-0568Peak Institutional Capture
  112. 2026-07-0442Normal Friday Chaos
  113. 2026-07-0325Surprisingly Functional
  114. 2026-07-0268Routine Apocalypse
  115. 2026-07-0168Technical Difficulties Everywhere
  116. 2026-06-3068Negotiations by Nepotism
  117. 2026-06-2978Tolls Optional, Borders Theoretical
  118. 2026-06-2878Hormuz Hairpin Turn
  119. 2026-06-2782Mid-Century Speedrun
  120. 2026-06-2668Peak Normalization
  121. 2026-06-2582Forever War Franchise
  122. 2026-06-2468Empire Maintenance Mode
  123. 2026-06-2378Through the Looking Glass
  124. 2026-06-2252Sanctions on, sanctions off
  125. 2026-06-2168Strait Closed, Ship Counted
  126. 2026-06-2068Strait-Faced Brinkmanship
  127. 2026-06-1973Ceasefire Schrodinger's Cat
  128. 2026-06-1878Peak Normalization
  129. 2026-06-1768Remote Signing Reality
  130. 2026-06-1673Hormuzing Through It
  131. 2026-06-1572Peace Deal Optional
  132. 2026-06-1474Peace Breaks Out, Immediately
  133. 2026-06-1315Slow Sunday
  134. 2026-06-1274Trillionaire Tuesdays
  135. 2026-06-1178Ceasefire (Terms Negotiable)
  136. 2026-06-1082Cascade Failure
  137. 2026-06-0982War Everywhere Forever
  138. 2026-06-0872Regional Escalation Bingo
  139. 2026-06-0778Ceasefire Means Something Else Now
  140. 2026-06-0678Shooting Gallery Diplomacy
  141. 2026-06-0572Brinkmanship Season Finale
  142. 2026-06-0438Routine Dysfunction
  143. 2026-06-0378Operation Epic Fury
  144. 2026-06-0278Permission-Based Apocalypse
  145. 2026-06-0174Strait Talk
  146. 2026-05-3145Ceasefire Asterisk Edition
  147. 2026-05-3068Multifront Normalization
  148. 2026-05-2968Routine Apocalypse
  149. 2026-05-2878Everyone's Shooting Everyone
  150. 2026-05-2773Escalation as Usual
  151. 2026-05-2638Operational Continuity
  152. 2026-05-2582Full Deterrence Theatre
  153. 2026-05-2478Permission Slip Blockade
  154. 2026-05-2373Honk If You're Nuclear
  155. 2026-05-2273Diplomacy by Field Marshal
  156. 2026-05-2168Greenland Consulate Speedrun
  157. 2026-05-2068Everyone's Fighting Everyone
  158. 2026-05-1968Managed Chaos
  159. 2026-05-1878Prelude to Miscalculation
  160. 2026-05-1778Fires We Can't Put Out
  161. 2026-05-1673Institutional Paralysis
  162. 2026-05-1568Ceasefire Extensions Forever
  163. 2026-05-1473Hormuz Tollbooth Era
  164. 2026-05-1373Peak Normalization
  165. 2026-05-1273Mediator Needs Mediators
  166. 2026-05-1168Escalation as Usual
  167. 2026-05-1073Ceasefire Asterisks
  168. 2026-05-0945Routine Chaos
  169. 2026-05-0868Escalation as Usual
  170. 2026-05-0768Ceasefire Still On
  171. 2026-05-0668Honk If You're Negotiating
  172. 2026-05-0574Peak Empire Maintenance
  173. 2026-05-0473Hormuz Honk
  174. 2026-05-0374Peak Supply Chain Realism
  175. 2026-05-0273Naval Blockades & Bailouts
  176. 2026-05-0172Peak Operational Farce
  177. 2026-04-3068Raining Oil, Rising Threats
  178. 2026-04-2973War Everywhere, Elevators Consolidating
  179. 2026-04-2872Institutional Meltdown
  180. 2026-04-2768Blockades & Bargaining
  181. 2026-04-2642Ceasefire Theatre
  182. 2026-04-2587War as Logistics
  183. 2026-04-2472Diplomatic Whack-a-Mole
  184. 2026-04-2372Empires Playing Chicken
  185. 2026-04-2278Strait Jacket Required
  186. 2026-04-2168Ceasefire Means Maybe
  187. 2026-04-2068Geopolitics by Vibes
  188. 2026-04-1978Blockades & Backchannels
  189. 2026-04-1868Honk If You're Nuclear
  190. 2026-04-1778Managed Chaos
  191. 2026-04-1668Routine Apocalypse
  192. 2026-04-1588Peak Brinkmanship
  193. 2026-04-1472Bullish on Peace
  194. 2026-04-1374Blockades and Hippos
  195. 2026-04-1282Naval Blockade Speedrun
  196. 2026-04-1172Minesweeping the Apocalypse
  197. 2026-04-1073Ceasefire Optional