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AI discovered a security flaw so severe it threatened most of the internet before any human found it.

▸ defectNew Scientist: Global race to update computers as AI discovers most disruptive hack yet▸ defectCBS News: Meta ordered to pay $25 billion to New Mexico in data privacy ruling▸ defectArs Technica: Merging SpaceX and Tesla would be a "good idea," Musk says▸ defectArs Technica: RIP BioWare: EA shuts down storied RPG studio after over three decades▸ defectCBS News: This teacherless school says AI can teach students in 2 hours a day▸ defectNew Scientist: Global race to update computers as AI discovers most disruptive hack yet▸ defectCBS News: Meta ordered to pay $25 billion to New Mexico in data privacy ruling▸ defectArs Technica: Merging SpaceX and Tesla would be a "good idea," Musk says▸ defectArs Technica: RIP BioWare: EA shuts down storied RPG studio after over three decades▸ defectCBS News: This teacherless school says AI can teach students in 2 hours a day

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    AI discovered the internet's worst security flaw before humans could, which raises questions about who's actually running QA.

    ▸ New Scientist — Global race to update computers as AI discovers most disruptive hack yet
  2. 02

    Meta fined $25 billion for lying about user privacy, roughly the cost of one month of apology ads.

    ▸ CBS News — Meta ordered to pay $25 billion to New Mexico in data privacy ruling
  3. 03

    Merging the company that can't turn a profit with the one that occasionally explodes: visionary or desperate.

    ▸ Ars Technica — Merging SpaceX and Tesla would be a "good idea," Musk says

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AI now audits code better than security researchers and schools claim to replace teachers with two-hour lessons.

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