The devs copy-pasted last quarter's geopolitical chaos and called it a new build.
Livestreamed divine intervention bug: crucifix object failed collision detection during Mass, resulting in unintended NPC termination.
▸ CBS News — Falling crucifix kills priest during livestreamed Mass in EcuadorVegas asset-theft conviction suggests the simulation's legal system now extends protected status to decorative waterfowl.
▸ BBC — Tourist found guilty after stealing Las Vegas flamingo from enclosureMusk announces vaporware equity distribution scheme branded as patriotism; no word on whether recipient children can opt out.
▸ CBS News — Elon Musk pledges to give a SpaceX share to every U.S. childEx-OpenAI worker allegedly planted bugs with Saudi backing while bosses debate whether forcing conscious AI to work constitutes slavery.