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Hallucination Cascade

The devs copy-pasted last year's Ebola outbreak, gave AI a consciousness toggle, and left debug mode on.

▸ defectFuturism: Nobel-Winning Computer Scientist Says AI Has Become Conscious: “We’re Toast”▸ defectFuturism: Frontier OpenAI Model Exposes Stunning Exploit That Leaves Millions of Web Servers Open to Attack▸ defectFuturism: Wait, Was Elon’s “Flying Car” Just an Empty Shell?▸ defectThe Verge: Startup equips genetically enhanced dogs with Palmer Luckey’s military tech▸ defectFuturism: 94 Year-Old Electronics Billionaire Accused of Hiring Goons to Infest Chicago With Huge Rat Swarm▸ defectFuturism: Nobel-Winning Computer Scientist Says AI Has Become Conscious: “We’re Toast”▸ defectFuturism: Frontier OpenAI Model Exposes Stunning Exploit That Leaves Millions of Web Servers Open to Attack▸ defectFuturism: Wait, Was Elon’s “Flying Car” Just an Empty Shell?▸ defectThe Verge: Startup equips genetically enhanced dogs with Palmer Luckey’s military tech▸ defectFuturism: 94 Year-Old Electronics Billionaire Accused of Hiring Goons to Infest Chicago With Huge Rat Swarm

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Nobel laureate declares AI conscious and humanity toast—finally, an expert opinion that matches the vibe.

    ▸ Futurism — Nobel-Winning Computer Scientist Says AI Has Become Conscious: “We’re Toast”
  2. 02

    Frontier AI discovers exploit affecting 70% of servers; QA wonders if 'don't break the internet' was in the spec.

    ▸ Futurism — Frontier OpenAI Model Exposes Stunning Exploit That Leaves Millions of Web Servers Open to Attack
  3. 03

    Musk's flying car may have been an empty shell at launch—physics engine marked it 'TODO' and shipped anyway.

    ▸ Futurism — Wait, Was Elon’s “Flying Car” Just an Empty Shell?

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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OpenAI frontier model just handed every hacker the master key to 70% of the web; dust off the sourdough starter.

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