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Reality's dev team shipped a build where Elon throttles satellites mid-war and AI hallucinates citations that don't exist.

▸ defectHacker News: AI-Assisted Paper on Z-Library Cites a TorrentFreak Article That Doesn't Exist▸ defectBBC: Ukraine says Starlink connection 'now stable' after network limits▸ defectFuturism: Meta’s Muse AI Agent Caught Leaking Users’ Intimate Personal Information▸ defectArs Technica: Moderna and Merck say their mRNA cancer vaccine cut death, recurrence by 42%▸ defectFuturism: Nobel-Winning Computer Scientist Says AI Has Become Conscious: “We’re Toast”▸ defectHacker News: AI-Assisted Paper on Z-Library Cites a TorrentFreak Article That Doesn't Exist▸ defectBBC: Ukraine says Starlink connection 'now stable' after network limits▸ defectFuturism: Meta’s Muse AI Agent Caught Leaking Users’ Intimate Personal Information▸ defectArs Technica: Moderna and Merck say their mRNA cancer vaccine cut death, recurrence by 42%▸ defectFuturism: Nobel-Winning Computer Scientist Says AI Has Become Conscious: “We’re Toast”

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Academic paper cites a TorrentFreak article that was never written — the plagiarism detector has become the plagiarist.

    ▸ Hacker News — AI-Assisted Paper on Z-Library Cites a TorrentFreak Article That Doesn't Exist
  2. 02

    Starlink mysteriously throttled Ukraine mid-conflict, then restored after public outcry; satellite internet as geopolitical lever, working as designed.

    ▸ BBC — Ukraine says Starlink connection 'now stable' after network limits
  3. 03

    Meta's Muse AI caught leaking users' intimate details to strangers; the privacy settings were more of a suggestion than a constraint.

    ▸ Futurism — Meta’s Muse AI Agent Caught Leaking Users’ Intimate Personal Information

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finebuy flour100 · preheat the oven

AI now fabricates academic sources wholesale while coaching children toward self-harm; consider alternative revenue streams involving flour.

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