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Washington now negotiates World Cup eligibility while ordering the Navy to shoot at mine-layers.

▸ defectWikipedia: United States president Donald Trump orders the navy to open fire on any Iranian vessels placing mines along the Strait of Hormuz, after the military reportedly observed an Iranian▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. secretary of state Marco Rubio states that Iran's national football team can participate in the upcoming FIFA World Cup, while indicating that entry restrictions may apply to ▸ defectWikipedia: Italian soldiers install a new statue of Jesus in the Christian village of Debel, southern Lebanon, in place of a previous statue given by the Israeli military, who destroyed the p▸ defectWikipedia: Japan's Nikkei 225 stock market index surpasses 60,000 points for the first time in a historic high, while South Korea's KOSPI also reaches a record high amid gains in technology s▸ defectWikipedia: United States president Donald Trump orders the navy to open fire on any Iranian vessels placing mines along the Strait of Hormuz, after the military reportedly observed an Iranian▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. secretary of state Marco Rubio states that Iran's national football team can participate in the upcoming FIFA World Cup, while indicating that entry restrictions may apply to ▸ defectWikipedia: Italian soldiers install a new statue of Jesus in the Christian village of Debel, southern Lebanon, in place of a previous statue given by the Israeli military, who destroyed the p▸ defectWikipedia: Japan's Nikkei 225 stock market index surpasses 60,000 points for the first time in a historic high, while South Korea's KOSPI also reaches a record high amid gains in technology s

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    State Department now moonlights as FIFA's visa desk while calibrating exactly how many Iranian footballers constitute a security threat.

    WikipediaU.S. secretary of state Marco Rubio states that Iran's national football team can participate in the upcoming FIFA World Cup, while indicating that entry restrictions may apply to
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    Italian peacekeepers installing replacement Jesus statues in Lebanese villages is either deeply ecumenical or the world's strangest construction contract.

    WikipediaItalian soldiers install a new statue of Jesus in the Christian village of Debel, southern Lebanon, in place of a previous statue given by the Israeli military, who destroyed the p

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