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Iran now issues Strait of Hormuz crossing permits like nightclub bouncers while superpowers negotiate through third parties.

▸ defectWikipedia: The Iranian Navy claims that it has allowed 26 ships to cross the Strait of Hormuz in the past 24 hours. (Oman Observer)▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. Department of Justice announces that a grand jury in Miami, Florida, has indicted former first secretary of the Communist Party of Cuba Raúl Castro and five others on murd▸ defectWikipedia: Bolivia and Colombia expel each other's ambassadors amid a diplomatic dispute over comments by Colombian president Gustavo Petro regarding anti-government protests in Bolivia. (BGN▸ defectWikipedia: American MV Hondius passengers quarantined in Nebraska following exposure to the hantavirus on the ship will remain in quarantine until the end of May. (NBC News)▸ defectWikipedia: The Iranian Navy claims that it has allowed 26 ships to cross the Strait of Hormuz in the past 24 hours. (Oman Observer)▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. Department of Justice announces that a grand jury in Miami, Florida, has indicted former first secretary of the Communist Party of Cuba Raúl Castro and five others on murd▸ defectWikipedia: Bolivia and Colombia expel each other's ambassadors amid a diplomatic dispute over comments by Colombian president Gustavo Petro regarding anti-government protests in Bolivia. (BGN▸ defectWikipedia: American MV Hondius passengers quarantined in Nebraska following exposure to the hantavirus on the ship will remain in quarantine until the end of May. (NBC News)

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    The Iranian Navy now publishes daily Strait of Hormuz throughput statistics like a port authority during peacetime.

    WikipediaThe Iranian Navy claims that it has allowed 26 ships to cross the Strait of Hormuz in the past 24 hours. (Oman Observer)
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    Colombia and Bolivia expel each other's ambassadors over presidential commentary on domestic protests, speedrunning diplomatic escalation.

    WikipediaBolivia and Colombia expel each other's ambassadors amid a diplomatic dispute over comments by Colombian president Gustavo Petro regarding anti-government protests in Bolivia. (BGN

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