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Greenland Consulate Speedrun

They opened a consulate no one wanted and had to promise not to invade the host.

▸ defectWikipedia: The United States inaugurates a new consulate in Nuuk, Greenland, amidst the Trump administration's focus on the Arctic and tensions over efforts to purchase it. (Politico) (Democr▸ defectWikipedia: Greenland prime minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen says that he will not attend the opening ceremony of the new U.S. consulate in Nuuk. (AA)▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. ambassador to Denmark Ken Howery says that Trump has ruled out the use of military force against Greenland. (Xinhua)▸ defectWikipedia: Residents protesting the handling of the public health crisis set ablaze an Ebola treatment center in the Ituri Province after Congolese police fired warning shots and tear gas. (A▸ defectWikipedia: The United States inaugurates a new consulate in Nuuk, Greenland, amidst the Trump administration's focus on the Arctic and tensions over efforts to purchase it. (Politico) (Democr▸ defectWikipedia: Greenland prime minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen says that he will not attend the opening ceremony of the new U.S. consulate in Nuuk. (AA)▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. ambassador to Denmark Ken Howery says that Trump has ruled out the use of military force against Greenland. (Xinhua)▸ defectWikipedia: Residents protesting the handling of the public health crisis set ablaze an Ebola treatment center in the Ituri Province after Congolese police fired warning shots and tear gas. (A

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  1. 01

    Opening a consulate to a place you keep trying to buy is the diplomatic equivalent of showing up to an ex's house with flowers and a realtor.

    WikipediaThe United States inaugurates a new consulate in Nuuk, Greenland, amidst the Trump administration's focus on the Arctic and tensions over efforts to purchase it. (Politico) (Democr
  2. 02

    When the prime minister won't even attend your ribbon-cutting, you have achieved a new tier of unwelcome.

    WikipediaGreenland prime minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen says that he will not attend the opening ceremony of the new U.S. consulate in Nuuk. (AA)
  3. 03

    'We promise not to invade' is now an official talking point for opening a consulate in a NATO ally.

    WikipediaU.S. ambassador to Denmark Ken Howery says that Trump has ruled out the use of military force against Greenland. (Xinhua)

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