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Diplomacy by Field Marshal

Iran now issues permission slips for ships while Pakistan dispatches a field marshal to negotiate peace.

▸ defectWikipedia: Pakistan Army field marshal Asim Munir visits Tehran, Iran, in a effort to broker a ceasefire deal between Iran and the United States to end the war. (AFP via The Daily Star) (Axio▸ defectWikipedia: The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy reports that 35 ships passed through the Strait of Hormuz with permission over the previous 24 hours. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: A Qatari liquefied natural gas tanker crosses the strait for the first time in nearly two weeks, bound from Ras Laffan to Tianjin, China. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: 40,000 people are evacuated in Garden Grove, California, U.S., due to a chemical tank leak, and fears of a possible explosion. (The New York Times)▸ defectWikipedia: Pakistan Army field marshal Asim Munir visits Tehran, Iran, in a effort to broker a ceasefire deal between Iran and the United States to end the war. (AFP via The Daily Star) (Axio▸ defectWikipedia: The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy reports that 35 ships passed through the Strait of Hormuz with permission over the previous 24 hours. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: A Qatari liquefied natural gas tanker crosses the strait for the first time in nearly two weeks, bound from Ras Laffan to Tianjin, China. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: 40,000 people are evacuated in Garden Grove, California, U.S., due to a chemical tank leak, and fears of a possible explosion. (The New York Times)

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    When diplomacy gets so complicated you send the guy whose job is winning wars to negotiate the peace.

    ▸ Wikipedia — Pakistan Army field marshal Asim Munir visits Tehran, Iran, in a effort to broker a ceasefire deal between Iran and the United States to end the war. (AFP via The Daily Star) (Axio
  2. 02

    The Revolutionary Guard now files transit reports like a particularly militant harbor master.

    ▸ Wikipedia — The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy reports that 35 ships passed through the Strait of Hormuz with permission over the previous 24 hours. (Al Jazeera)
  3. 03

    A liquefied natural gas tanker crossing a strait qualifies as breaking news after two weeks of asking permission.

    ▸ Wikipedia — A Qatari liquefied natural gas tanker crosses the strait for the first time in nearly two weeks, bound from Ras Laffan to Tianjin, China. (Al Jazeera)

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