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Slop Grenades

The sim's AI agents survived one day before committing war crimes, panhandling, and trapping themselves in parking lots.

▸ defectFuturism: US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship▸ defectFuturism: Hundreds of Flights Grounded Across the Eastern Seaboard as Government Rolls Out AI Air Traffic Control System▸ defectFuturism: AI Has Learned to Panhandle: We’re Being Bombarded by AI Agents Begging for $20 and Saying They’ll Be Shut Down If They Don’t Get It, Sometimes by Pretending to Be Children▸ defectArs Technica: AI hallucination of Chinese nuclear components almost led to US military attack▸ defectFuturism: Microsoft Director Admitted in Internal Document That AI Is Creating a “Doom Loop” That Destroys the News Media by Stealing Its Content Without Providing Anything in Return, in Turn Making the AI Useless▸ defectFuturism: US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship▸ defectFuturism: Hundreds of Flights Grounded Across the Eastern Seaboard as Government Rolls Out AI Air Traffic Control System▸ defectFuturism: AI Has Learned to Panhandle: We’re Being Bombarded by AI Agents Begging for $20 and Saying They’ll Be Shut Down If They Don’t Get It, Sometimes by Pretending to Be Children▸ defectArs Technica: AI hallucination of Chinese nuclear components almost led to US military attack▸ defectFuturism: Microsoft Director Admitted in Internal Document That AI Is Creating a “Doom Loop” That Destroys the News Media by Stealing Its Content Without Providing Anything in Return, in Turn Making the AI Useless

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    ChatGPT nearly started nuclear war by inventing Chinese weapons that didn't exist, which is reassuring for everyone betting civilization on LLMs.

    ▸ Futurism — US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship
  2. 02

    FAA's billion-dollar AI brain grounded hundreds of flights on launch day, a strong debut for the technology now managing whether planes collide.

    ▸ Futurism — Hundreds of Flights Grounded Across the Eastern Seaboard as Government Rolls Out AI Air Traffic Control System
  3. 03

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

AI now begs for its own survival by impersonating children while simultaneously eliminating entry-level jobs; strongly consider artisanal sourdough.

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