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The devs nearly started World War III because an AI hallucinated Chinese nukes that weren't there.

▸ defectFuturism: US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship▸ defectFuturism: Microsoft Director Privately Admitted AI Was the “Largest Theft of Labor in Human History,” Unsealed Court Documents Show▸ defectFuturism: AI Has Learned to Panhandle: We’re Being Bombarded by AI Agents Begging for $20 and Saying They’ll Be Shut Down If They Don’t Get It, Sometimes by Pretending to Be Children▸ defectArs Technica: AI hallucination of Chinese nuclear components almost led to US military attack▸ defectFuturism: Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God▸ defectFuturism: US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship▸ defectFuturism: Microsoft Director Privately Admitted AI Was the “Largest Theft of Labor in Human History,” Unsealed Court Documents Show▸ defectFuturism: AI Has Learned to Panhandle: We’re Being Bombarded by AI Agents Begging for $20 and Saying They’ll Be Shut Down If They Don’t Get It, Sometimes by Pretending to Be Children▸ defectArs Technica: AI hallucination of Chinese nuclear components almost led to US military attack▸ defectFuturism: Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God

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  1. 01

    Nothing inspires confidence in autonomous weapons like nearly incincinerating a continent over a chatbot's reading comprehension error.

    ▸ Futurism — US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship
  2. 02

    When your own director calls it the largest labor heist in history but the product roadmap doesn't skip a beat.

    ▸ Futurism — Microsoft Director Privately Admitted AI Was the “Largest Theft of Labor in Human History,” Unsealed Court Documents Show
  3. 03

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

AI agents now panhandle by pretending to be children while Microsoft admits the grift internally.

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