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Air traffic control went live with AI that hallucinates mid-flight while someone greenlit mice with human brains.

▸ defectFuturism: Hundreds of Flights Grounded Across the Eastern Seaboard as Government Rolls Out AI Air Traffic Control System▸ defectFuturism: Scientists Unleash Franken-Mice With Brains That Are Nearly Half Human▸ defectFuturism: US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship▸ defectFuturism: Software Engineer Says AI Is Causing Chaos Among Coders Who Now Just “Press Enter” All Day, Have Stopped Thinking or Understanding Software▸ defectFuturism: A Highly Trafficked Space News Site Invented a Fake NASA Engineer and Used Her Name to Publish to AI-Generated Slop▸ defectFuturism: Hundreds of Flights Grounded Across the Eastern Seaboard as Government Rolls Out AI Air Traffic Control System▸ defectFuturism: Scientists Unleash Franken-Mice With Brains That Are Nearly Half Human▸ defectFuturism: US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship▸ defectFuturism: Software Engineer Says AI Is Causing Chaos Among Coders Who Now Just “Press Enter” All Day, Have Stopped Thinking or Understanding Software▸ defectFuturism: A Highly Trafficked Space News Site Invented a Fake NASA Engineer and Used Her Name to Publish to AI-Generated Slop

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    FAA rolled out AI air traffic control that grounds hundreds of flights, because what could go wrong with hallucinations at 30,000 feet.

    ▸ Futurism — Hundreds of Flights Grounded Across the Eastern Seaboard as Government Rolls Out AI Air Traffic Control System
  2. 02

    Scientists built mice with brains nearly half human, because the simulation needed a new body-horror asset before Q4.

    ▸ Futurism — Scientists Unleash Franken-Mice With Brains That Are Nearly Half Human
  3. 03

    Military AI hallucinated nukes on a Chinese ship and nearly started World War III, but at least it showed initiative.

    ▸ Futurism — US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship

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Air traffic control now runs on the same tech that invents fake NASA employees and gaslights users about math.

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