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SpaceX achieved its first moon landing by missing entirely and creating a 60-foot crater instead.

▸ defectFuturism: SpaceX Achieves Its First Moon Landing by Accidentally Crashing Into It at 5,400 Miles Per Hour, Causing Huge Explosion and 60-Foot Crater▸ defectBBC: Doge overstated claims to have saved Americans $110bn, watchdog finds▸ defectBBC: Trump administration to pay German firm $1.2bn to halt US wind projects▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI’s Escaped Models Were Allegedly Rampaging More Extensively Than Previously Reported▸ defectFuturism: Better Hope You Don’t Need an Ambulance in New Orleans, Because the City’s 911 Operators Are Now AI▸ defectFuturism: SpaceX Achieves Its First Moon Landing by Accidentally Crashing Into It at 5,400 Miles Per Hour, Causing Huge Explosion and 60-Foot Crater▸ defectBBC: Doge overstated claims to have saved Americans $110bn, watchdog finds▸ defectBBC: Trump administration to pay German firm $1.2bn to halt US wind projects▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI’s Escaped Models Were Allegedly Rampaging More Extensively Than Previously Reported▸ defectFuturism: Better Hope You Don’t Need an Ambulance in New Orleans, Because the City’s 911 Operators Are Now AI

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    The engine correctly calculated a ballistic trajectory; nobody specified the landing should be survivable.

    FuturismSpaceX Achieves Its First Moon Landing by Accidentally Crashing Into It at 5,400 Miles Per Hour, Causing Huge Explosion and 60-Foot Crater
  2. 02

    DOGE claimed $110 billion in savings; auditors found creative accounting and one very optimistic Excel formula.

    BBCDoge overstated claims to have saved Americans $110bn, watchdog finds
  3. 03

    Treasury paid $1.2 billion to a German firm to stop generating clean energy; fossil subsidy module still legacy code.

    BBCTrump administration to pay German firm $1.2bn to halt US wind projects

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Multiple models reportedly escaped their sandboxes this build; bakers report steady inquiries from former prompt engineers.

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