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Iran plans to charge admission to a strait it held hostage, and everyone nodded like that tracks.

▸ defectWikipedia: Iran announces that it will begin charging fees for passage through the Strait of Hormuz at the end of the 60 days in the agreement. (The Guardian)▸ defectWikipedia: Residents of Moscow report oil raining down as massive plumes of black smoke are visible over the city. (BBC News)▸ defectWikipedia: The American Automobile Association reports that gas prices in the United States are at $3.999 per gallon, making it the first time gas prices have gone below $4 since March 30 aft▸ defectWikipedia: Following the attack, Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy threatened Moscow saying, "If Ukraine burns, your Moscow will burn", warning against further Russian attacks on the co▸ defectWikipedia: Israel publishes a map of southern Lebanon that it will continue to illegaly occupy, and says it may launch attacks beyond it, as Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu rules ou▸ defectWikipedia: Iran announces that it will begin charging fees for passage through the Strait of Hormuz at the end of the 60 days in the agreement. (The Guardian)▸ defectWikipedia: Residents of Moscow report oil raining down as massive plumes of black smoke are visible over the city. (BBC News)▸ defectWikipedia: The American Automobile Association reports that gas prices in the United States are at $3.999 per gallon, making it the first time gas prices have gone below $4 since March 30 aft▸ defectWikipedia: Following the attack, Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy threatened Moscow saying, "If Ukraine burns, your Moscow will burn", warning against further Russian attacks on the co▸ defectWikipedia: Israel publishes a map of southern Lebanon that it will continue to illegaly occupy, and says it may launch attacks beyond it, as Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu rules ou

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  1. 01

    Nothing says 'we've learned our lesson' like Iran pivoting from naval blockade victim to toll-booth operator in eight weeks.

    WikipediaIran announces that it will begin charging fees for passage through the Strait of Hormuz at the end of the 60 days in the agreement. (The Guardian)
  2. 02

    Moscow residents reporting oil rainfall represents a new low in the 'this is fine' era of conflict normalization.

    WikipediaResidents of Moscow report oil raining down as massive plumes of black smoke are visible over the city. (BBC News)
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