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Remote Signing Reality

A president remotely signed peace with a country his AI chatbot bombed 2,000 times last week.

▸ defectWikipedia: Iran foreign ministry spokesperson Esmail Baghaei tells Iranian state media that president Masoud Pezeshkian and U.S. president Donald Trump remotely signed the deal to end the war▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. artificial intelligence chief Cameron Stanley says that the Grok chatbot was used to launch 2,000 missiles and munitions at Iran during the operation. (The Hill) (Middle East ▸ defectWikipedia: Afghanistan's Taliban government imposes a ban on smartphone use by government employees, with exemptions requiring approval from supreme leader Hibatullah Akhundzada. (AFP via CTV▸ defectWikipedia: Tropical Storm Arthur forms, becoming the first tropical cyclone of the season after creating significant rainfall across Mexico and Texas, United States. (The New York Times)▸ defectWikipedia: Iran foreign ministry spokesperson Esmail Baghaei tells Iranian state media that president Masoud Pezeshkian and U.S. president Donald Trump remotely signed the deal to end the war▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. artificial intelligence chief Cameron Stanley says that the Grok chatbot was used to launch 2,000 missiles and munitions at Iran during the operation. (The Hill) (Middle East ▸ defectWikipedia: Afghanistan's Taliban government imposes a ban on smartphone use by government employees, with exemptions requiring approval from supreme leader Hibatullah Akhundzada. (AFP via CTV▸ defectWikipedia: Tropical Storm Arthur forms, becoming the first tropical cyclone of the season after creating significant rainfall across Mexico and Texas, United States. (The New York Times)

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  1. 01List of FIFA World Cup top goalscorers
  2. 02Lionel Messi
  3. 032026 FIFA World Cup
  4. 04Daveigh Chase
  5. 05Luca Zidane
  6. 06.xyz
  7. 07Cristiano Ronaldo
  8. 08.xxx
  9. 09Zinedine Zidane
  10. 10Oliver Tree
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Economy
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