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Ceasefire Schrodinger's Cat

Every ceasefire lasted exactly as long as it took to announce one.

▸ defectWikipedia: The United States announces that Israel and Hezbollah agreed to a ceasefire. (NBC News)▸ defectWikipedia: Iranian foreign ministry spokesperson Esmail Baghaei rejects reports that Iran has re-closed the Strait of Hormuz. (Dawn) (Euronews)▸ defectWikipedia: Iranian singer Parastoo Ahmadi is sentenced by a criminal court to 74 lashes after performing at a concert in 2024 without the use of the hijab. Additionally, she is also banned fr▸ defectWikipedia: Polish president Karol Nawrocki strips Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy of the country's highest honour, the Order of the White Eagle, for naming an army unit after the Ukra▸ defectWikipedia: The Huisekoutermolen windmill in East Flanders, Belgium, is blown down in a thunderstorm. (The Brussels Times)▸ defectWikipedia: The United States announces that Israel and Hezbollah agreed to a ceasefire. (NBC News)▸ defectWikipedia: Iranian foreign ministry spokesperson Esmail Baghaei rejects reports that Iran has re-closed the Strait of Hormuz. (Dawn) (Euronews)▸ defectWikipedia: Iranian singer Parastoo Ahmadi is sentenced by a criminal court to 74 lashes after performing at a concert in 2024 without the use of the hijab. Additionally, she is also banned fr▸ defectWikipedia: Polish president Karol Nawrocki strips Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy of the country's highest honour, the Order of the White Eagle, for naming an army unit after the Ukra▸ defectWikipedia: The Huisekoutermolen windmill in East Flanders, Belgium, is blown down in a thunderstorm. (The Brussels Times)

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    Hezbollah reviewed the ceasefire terms and decided to respond with footnotes within four hours.

    WikipediaThe United States announces that Israel and Hezbollah agreed to a ceasefire. (NBC News)
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