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Strait-Faced Brinkmanship

Iran closed a strait through which fifty-five ships then immediately sailed without incident or apparent irony.

▸ defectWikipedia: The Iranian military command announces that the Strait of Hormuz is closed to traffic because of Israel's violations of the Islamabad Memorandum ceasefire in Lebanon. The Islamic R▸ defectWikipedia: The United States Central Command says that 55 ships transporting more than 17 million barrels of oil and cargo have crossed the strait and that traffic on the chokepoint increased▸ defectWikipedia: A commercial whaling vessel departs from Reykjavík, marking the resumption of Iceland's whale hunt after a two-year suspension. The season proceeds under reduced catch recommendati▸ defectWikipedia: In association football, FIFA World Cup debutants Curaçao, the smallest nation by population to play at the World Cup, earn their first-ever point at the tournament after drawing 0▸ defectWikipedia: The Iranian military command announces that the Strait of Hormuz is closed to traffic because of Israel's violations of the Islamabad Memorandum ceasefire in Lebanon. The Islamic R▸ defectWikipedia: The United States Central Command says that 55 ships transporting more than 17 million barrels of oil and cargo have crossed the strait and that traffic on the chokepoint increased▸ defectWikipedia: A commercial whaling vessel departs from Reykjavík, marking the resumption of Iceland's whale hunt after a two-year suspension. The season proceeds under reduced catch recommendati▸ defectWikipedia: In association football, FIFA World Cup debutants Curaçao, the smallest nation by population to play at the World Cup, earn their first-ever point at the tournament after drawing 0

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  1. 012026 FIFA World Cup
  2. 02Amelia Dimoldenberg
  3. 03Deniz Undav
  4. 04Anne Hathaway
  5. 05Ivory Coast
  6. 06Toy Story 5
  7. 07FIFA World Cup
  8. 08.xxx
  9. 09Brian Brobbey
  10. 10Daveigh Chase
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