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Strait Closed, Ship Counted

Iran shut the world's oil tap and someone is apparently counting ships one by one.

▸ defectWikipedia: Five known ships pass through the Strait of Hormuz, down from 26 ships the previous day, amidst the closure. (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: 2025–2026 Iran–United States negotiations▸ defectWikipedia: Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa says that his country will not intervene in the Israel–Hezbollah conflict in Lebanon following calls from U.S. president Donald Trump to do so. (Ti▸ defectWikipedia: In association football, Kevin Pina scores Cape Verde's first-ever goal at a FIFA World Cup in a 2–2 draw against Uruguay in the group stage. (BBC Sport) (Fox Sports)▸ defectWikipedia: Five known ships pass through the Strait of Hormuz, down from 26 ships the previous day, amidst the closure. (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: 2025–2026 Iran–United States negotiations▸ defectWikipedia: Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa says that his country will not intervene in the Israel–Hezbollah conflict in Lebanon following calls from U.S. president Donald Trump to do so. (Ti▸ defectWikipedia: In association football, Kevin Pina scores Cape Verde's first-ever goal at a FIFA World Cup in a 2–2 draw against Uruguay in the group stage. (BBC Sport) (Fox Sports)

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Down to five ships from 26 — someone at Reuters is standing on the shore with a clipboard and a clicker.

    WikipediaFive known ships pass through the Strait of Hormuz, down from 26 ships the previous day, amidst the closure. (Reuters)
  2. 02

    Negotiating the end of a crisis at a luxury Swiss resort is the geopolitical equivalent of couples therapy at a spa.

    Wikipedia2025–2026 Iran–United States negotiations
  3. 03

The world right now

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Wikipedia
  1. 012026 FIFA World Cup
  2. 02Cape Verde
  3. 03Wyndham Clark
  4. 04Curaçao
  5. 05Amelia Dimoldenberg
  6. 06Lamine Yamal
  7. 07Deniz Undav
  8. 08Toy Story 5
  9. 09Andy Burnham
  10. 10.xxx
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Tech
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Economy
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