Iran shut the world's oil tap and someone is apparently counting ships one by one.
Down to five ships from 26 — someone at Reuters is standing on the shore with a clipboard and a clicker.
▸ Wikipedia — Five known ships pass through the Strait of Hormuz, down from 26 ships the previous day, amidst the closure. (Reuters)Negotiating the end of a crisis at a luxury Swiss resort is the geopolitical equivalent of couples therapy at a spa.
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▸ Wikipedia — Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa says that his country will not intervene in the Israel–Hezbollah conflict in Lebanon following calls from U.S. president Donald Trump to do so. (Ti