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Patchwork Dystopia

The devs copy-pasted 2018's Iran sanctions while the AI writes laws and the ocean boils itself.

▸ defectArs Technica: AI is hitting entry-level jobs hardest, Stanford study finds▸ defectFuturism: Congressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws▸ defectFuturism: Scientists Turn Plastic Waste Into Edible Cookies Because That’s the Future We Deserve▸ defectNature: Staggering 90% of biomedical papers now show signs of AI help▸ defectFuturism: Unitree’s New Robot Can Sprint Faster Than Usain Bolt, Though the Way It Moves May Give You Nightmares About Demons▸ defectArs Technica: AI is hitting entry-level jobs hardest, Stanford study finds▸ defectFuturism: Congressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws▸ defectFuturism: Scientists Turn Plastic Waste Into Edible Cookies Because That’s the Future We Deserve▸ defectNature: Staggering 90% of biomedical papers now show signs of AI help▸ defectFuturism: Unitree’s New Robot Can Sprint Faster Than Usain Bolt, Though the Way It Moves May Give You Nightmares About Demons

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    AI has discovered that the easiest jobs to replace are the ones nobody wanted anyway.

    Ars TechnicaAI is hitting entry-level jobs hardest, Stanford study finds
  2. 02

    Legislative branch outsources thinking to language model; no performance delta detected.

    FuturismCongressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws
  3. 03

    Plastic-to-cookie pipeline now operational because surely that's what the periodic table was for.

    FuturismScientists Turn Plastic Waste Into Edible Cookies Because That’s the Future We Deserve

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

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0 · job is finebuy flour100 · preheat the oven

Entry-level positions now redundant per Stanford study while Congressional staffers automate lawmaking and publishers automate reading.

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