The devs copy-pasted 2018's Iran sanctions while the AI writes laws and the ocean boils itself.
AI has discovered that the easiest jobs to replace are the ones nobody wanted anyway.
▸ Ars Technica — AI is hitting entry-level jobs hardest, Stanford study findsLegislative branch outsources thinking to language model; no performance delta detected.
▸ Futurism — Congressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New LawsPlastic-to-cookie pipeline now operational because surely that's what the periodic table was for.
▸ Futurism — Scientists Turn Plastic Waste Into Edible Cookies Because That’s the Future We DeserveEntry-level positions now redundant per Stanford study while Congressional staffers automate lawmaking and publishers automate reading.