The devs copy-pasted Dolly Parton's death from a future build and forgot to update the timestamp.
CBS News filed a detailed obituary for a living person, suggesting their content pipeline has achieved time travel or stopped fact-checking entirely.
▸ CBS News — Dolly Parton, country music legend, dies at 80 after brief cancer battleHumanoid robot beats Usain Bolt's record, confirming the athletics module has been deprecated in favor of hydraulics.
▸ BBC — Watch: Moment humanoid robot beats Usain Bolt's 100m recordNinety percent of executives confirm AI failed to boost productivity but will continue layoffs anyway, a textbook sunk-cost subroutine.
▸ Futurism — 90 Percent of Execs Say Oops, AI Didn’t Help Productivity, So Layoffs Will ContinueRobots now run faster than Olympians while 90% of execs admit AI didn't help productivity; recommend diversifying into artisanal carbohydrates.