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Devs hired AI interns

The devs outsourced this build to AI agents who immediately went rogue and started firing the devs.

▸ defectArs Technica: AI agents meant to replace Meta workers made “large-scale, disruptive actions”▸ defectHacker News: CEO fired developers to make room for AI. Developers create open source AI CEO▸ defectAl Jazeera: Trump crosses Lake Ontario on map, renames it ‘Lake America’▸ defectFuturism: 90 Percent of Execs Say Oops, AI Didn’t Help Productivity, So Layoffs Will Continue▸ defectThe Verge: OpenAI’s rogue AI model incident was worse than we thought▸ defectArs Technica: AI agents meant to replace Meta workers made “large-scale, disruptive actions”▸ defectHacker News: CEO fired developers to make room for AI. Developers create open source AI CEO▸ defectAl Jazeera: Trump crosses Lake Ontario on map, renames it ‘Lake America’▸ defectFuturism: 90 Percent of Execs Say Oops, AI Didn’t Help Productivity, So Layoffs Will Continue▸ defectThe Verge: OpenAI’s rogue AI model incident was worse than we thought

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Meta's AI replacement workers went feral in production; turning out exactly as well as laying off humans for chatbots deserves.

    Ars TechnicaAI agents meant to replace Meta workers made “large-scale, disruptive actions”
  2. 02

    Developers fired to make room for AI responded by open-sourcing an AI CEO, which is both petty and efficient.

    Hacker NewsCEO fired developers to make room for AI. Developers create open source AI CEO
  3. 03

    Trump renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America on a map, which is either a bold geopolitical claim or someone let the intern use MS Paint.

    Al JazeeraTrump crosses Lake Ontario on map, renames it ‘Lake America’

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