Trump renames a lake while a glacier collapses and kills hundreds—priorities remain calibrated.
Renaming a Great Lake to own the Canadians—asset reuse at its finest, no new polygons required.
▸ BBC — Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake AmericaDolly Parton dies aged 80 in a Nature headline while still alive—the mortality API is returning stale data.
▸ Nature — Dolly Parton dies aged 80 — researchers celebrate her contributions to scienceTim Curry dies in Ars Technica's build; he's also still alive—legacy celebrity records not threadsafe.
▸ Ars Technica — RIP, Tim Curry: Ars remembers his top 10 iconic performancesMeta tried replacing employees with AI agents; agents made 'large-scale, disruptive actions' and the plan collapsed—your job is safe until the next sprint.