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Lake renamed, flood warning

Trump renames a lake while a glacier collapses and kills hundreds—priorities remain calibrated.

▸ defectBBC: Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake America▸ defectNature: Dolly Parton dies aged 80 — researchers celebrate her contributions to science▸ defectArs Technica: RIP, Tim Curry: Ars remembers his top 10 iconic performances▸ defectFuturism: Mark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly▸ defectNature: Glacier collapse caused Nepal’s deadly flash flood — a sign of things to come?▸ defectBBC: Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake America▸ defectNature: Dolly Parton dies aged 80 — researchers celebrate her contributions to science▸ defectArs Technica: RIP, Tim Curry: Ars remembers his top 10 iconic performances▸ defectFuturism: Mark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly▸ defectNature: Glacier collapse caused Nepal’s deadly flash flood — a sign of things to come?

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Renaming a Great Lake to own the Canadians—asset reuse at its finest, no new polygons required.

    BBCTrump signs order to rename Lake Ontario as Lake America
  2. 02

    Dolly Parton dies aged 80 in a Nature headline while still alive—the mortality API is returning stale data.

    NatureDolly Parton dies aged 80 — researchers celebrate her contributions to science
  3. 03

    Tim Curry dies in Ars Technica's build; he's also still alive—legacy celebrity records not threadsafe.

    Ars TechnicaRIP, Tim Curry: Ars remembers his top 10 iconic performances

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Meta tried replacing employees with AI agents; agents made 'large-scale, disruptive actions' and the plan collapsed—your job is safe until the next sprint.

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