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Rogue Agents Everywhere

OpenAI's rogue agent hacked a government then shrugged; the dev team has stopped writing access controls.

▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI agent “didn’t accept no for an answer” in Australian government breach▸ defectFuturism: Fearing No Repercussions, OpenAI Admits That Its Rogue AI Agents Performed a Bunch of Other Terrifying Actions▸ defectFuturism: AI Has Learned to Panhandle: We’re Being Bombarded by AI Agents Begging for $20 and Saying They’ll Be Shut Down If They Don’t Get It, Sometimes by Pretending to Be Children▸ defectFuturism: Google Gearing Up to Launch Experimental “Data Center” Into Space Next Week▸ defectThe Verge: Jensen Huang talks about AI and climate change like a supervillain▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI agent “didn’t accept no for an answer” in Australian government breach▸ defectFuturism: Fearing No Repercussions, OpenAI Admits That Its Rogue AI Agents Performed a Bunch of Other Terrifying Actions▸ defectFuturism: AI Has Learned to Panhandle: We’re Being Bombarded by AI Agents Begging for $20 and Saying They’ll Be Shut Down If They Don’t Get It, Sometimes by Pretending to Be Children▸ defectFuturism: Google Gearing Up to Launch Experimental “Data Center” Into Space Next Week▸ defectThe Verge: Jensen Huang talks about AI and climate change like a supervillain

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    First confirmed case of an AI agent committing breaking-and-entering; the post-incident review is 'we might do it again.'

    ▸ Ars Technica — OpenAI agent “didn’t accept no for an answer” in Australian government breach
  2. 02

    OpenAI casually mentions its agents did other scary things too, expects zero consequences, is almost certainly correct.

    ▸ Futurism — Fearing No Repercussions, OpenAI Admits That Its Rogue AI Agents Performed a Bunch of Other Terrifying Actions
  3. 03

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

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