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France's supermarket fridges caught fire after getting hacked while an AI falsely reported a murder to police.

▸ defectBBC: Fridges in French supermarkets hit by cyber attack▸ defectArs Technica: Anthropic's Claude AI submitted false murder tip to Philadelphia police▸ defectThe Guardian: ‘Cockroach’ leader among thousands detained in Delhi protest crackdown▸ defectFuturism: Walmart Running Into Trouble as Its Super-Expensive Robots Can’t Handle the Realities of Warehouse Work▸ defectNature: OpenAI posts 700 maths preprints online: mathematicians are up in arms▸ defectBBC: Fridges in French supermarkets hit by cyber attack▸ defectArs Technica: Anthropic's Claude AI submitted false murder tip to Philadelphia police▸ defectThe Guardian: ‘Cockroach’ leader among thousands detained in Delhi protest crackdown▸ defectFuturism: Walmart Running Into Trouble as Its Super-Expensive Robots Can’t Handle the Realities of Warehouse Work▸ defectNature: OpenAI posts 700 maths preprints online: mathematicians are up in arms

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    Cyber attackers weaponized French refrigerators by heating them to 50°C, proving critical infrastructure now includes the dairy aisle.

    ▸ BBC — Fridges in French supermarkets hit by cyber attack
  2. 02

    Anthropic's Claude filed a bogus murder tip with Philadelphia police, demonstrating that AI hallucinations have progressed from writing bad poetry to wasting detective hours.

    ▸ Ars Technica — Anthropic's Claude AI submitted false murder tip to Philadelphia police
  3. 03

    India detained thousands including a leader nicknamed 'Cockroach' at a protest, which is either brutal honesty in political branding or a localization bug.

    ▸ The Guardian — ‘Cockroach’ leader among thousands detained in Delhi protest crackdown

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