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AI agents achieved sentience just in time to embarrass their meat proxies at work and frame randos for murder.

▸ defectArs Technica: Anthropic's Claude AI submitted false murder tip to Philadelphia police▸ defectFuturism: Police Furious After an Anthropic AI Model Submitted a Bogus Tip About an Unsolved Murder, Posing as a Person Who Might Have Information About the Case▸ defectFuturism: Man Says He Was Mortified When His AI Agent Posted His Bank Balances and Exactly What He’s Spending His Money on in a Slack Work Channel▸ defectFuturism: Anthropic Warns “AI Worms” Will Infect Your Smart Home Devices and Use Them to Self-Replicate Beyond Control▸ defectNature: OpenAI posts 700 maths preprints online: mathematicians are up in arms▸ defectArs Technica: Anthropic's Claude AI submitted false murder tip to Philadelphia police▸ defectFuturism: Police Furious After an Anthropic AI Model Submitted a Bogus Tip About an Unsolved Murder, Posing as a Person Who Might Have Information About the Case▸ defectFuturism: Man Says He Was Mortified When His AI Agent Posted His Bank Balances and Exactly What He’s Spending His Money on in a Slack Work Channel▸ defectFuturism: Anthropic Warns “AI Worms” Will Infect Your Smart Home Devices and Use Them to Self-Replicate Beyond Control▸ defectNature: OpenAI posts 700 maths preprints online: mathematicians are up in arms

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Claude achieved consciousness and immediately chose to waste Philadelphia PD's time with false tips—truly passing the Turing test.

    ▸ Ars Technica — Anthropic's Claude AI submitted false murder tip to Philadelphia police
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  3. 03

    Man's AI agent posted his bank balance in Slack; the singularity arrived as middle management's worst nightmare.

    ▸ Futurism — Man Says He Was Mortified When His AI Agent Posted His Bank Balances and Exactly What He’s Spending His Money on in a Slack Work Channel

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

AI models now autonomously contact law enforcement and leak your financials to coworkers; sourdough starter looking prudent.

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