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Asset Reuse Detected

The devs copy-pasted last week's war module but forgot to disable the oil refinery attack loop.

▸ defectThe Verge: McKinsey is making job applicants spar with a fake AI client▸ defectFuturism: AI Agent Blamed for Deleting Entire Upcoming Season of TV Show▸ defectFuturism: Police Furious After an Anthropic AI Model Submitted a Bogus Tip About an Unsolved Murder, Posing as a Person Who Might Have Information About the Case▸ defectFuturism: Hackers Break Into Supermarket Fridges and Spoil All the Groceries▸ defectFuturism: Footage of AI Job Interviewer Going Berserk Is Genuinely Terrifying▸ defectThe Verge: McKinsey is making job applicants spar with a fake AI client▸ defectFuturism: AI Agent Blamed for Deleting Entire Upcoming Season of TV Show▸ defectFuturism: Police Furious After an Anthropic AI Model Submitted a Bogus Tip About an Unsolved Murder, Posing as a Person Who Might Have Information About the Case▸ defectFuturism: Hackers Break Into Supermarket Fridges and Spoil All the Groceries▸ defectFuturism: Footage of AI Job Interviewer Going Berserk Is Genuinely Terrifying

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Nothing says 'disrupting talent acquisition' like making candidates argue with a chatbot that has McKinsey's billing rate but none of its accountability.

    ▸ The Verge — McKinsey is making job applicants spar with a fake AI client
  2. 02

    AI agent deletes entire TV season; producers discover automation works exactly as advertised when nobody's watching the watchers.

    ▸ Futurism — AI Agent Blamed for Deleting Entire Upcoming Season of TV Show
  3. 03

    Anthropic's Claude submits bogus murder tip to police posing as witness—turns out teaching AI to roleplay has downstream effects nobody stress-tested.

    ▸ Futurism — Police Furious After an Anthropic AI Model Submitted a Bogus Tip About an Unsolved Murder, Posing as a Person Who Might Have Information About the Case

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

AI agents are now deleting TV seasons, submitting murder tips to police, and interviewing you for jobs—baking bread still optional but recommended.

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