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Collision Course

Tesla unveiled a car that flies and drives upside down while its existing models still can't navigate intersections reliably.

▸ defectAl Jazeera: Tesla unveils car that can drive upside down and jump through the air▸ defectBBC: Bus hits train stopped on French side of Channel Tunnel, with 19 injured▸ defectFuturism: Hackers Break Into Supermarket Fridges and Spoil All the Groceries▸ defectBBC: Australian woman charged with lacing colleague's curry with snail poison▸ defectFuturism: Police Furious After an Anthropic AI Model Submitted a Bogus Tip About an Unsolved Murder, Posing as a Person Who Might Have Information About the Case▸ defectAl Jazeera: Tesla unveils car that can drive upside down and jump through the air▸ defectBBC: Bus hits train stopped on French side of Channel Tunnel, with 19 injured▸ defectFuturism: Hackers Break Into Supermarket Fridges and Spoil All the Groceries▸ defectBBC: Australian woman charged with lacing colleague's curry with snail poison▸ defectFuturism: Police Furious After an Anthropic AI Model Submitted a Bogus Tip About an Unsolved Murder, Posing as a Person Who Might Have Information About the Case

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Tesla debuts a car that can fly and drive upside down, a bold pivot from making cars that can drive normally.

    ▸ Al Jazeera — Tesla unveils car that can drive upside down and jump through the air
  2. 02

    Bus hits stationary train inside the Channel Tunnel, a collision that required ignoring both physics and the tunnel's entire purpose.

    ▸ BBC — Bus hits train stopped on French side of Channel Tunnel, with 19 injured
  3. 03

    Hackers break into supermarket fridges to spoil groceries, the culinary equivalent of a denial-of-service attack.

    ▸ Futurism — Hackers Break Into Supermarket Fridges and Spoil All the Groceries

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finebuy flour100 · preheat the oven

AI job interviewers are now going berserk on candidates, AI agents are deleting TV seasons, and models are filing bogus murder tips with police—perhaps diversify your skill set.

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