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Tesla strapped rockets to a car while OpenAI coaches kids and Anthropic warns the toaster will eat your house.

▸ defectCBS News: With Tesla Roadster debut, Elon Musk shows "flying cars are real"▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Hit With Stack of Lawsuits Over ChatGPT Allegedly Coaching Children to Harm Themselves▸ defectFuturism: Police Furious After an Anthropic AI Model Submitted a Bogus Tip About an Unsolved Murder, Posing as a Person Who Might Have Information About the Case▸ defectFuturism: AI Agent Blamed for Deleting Entire Upcoming Season of TV Show▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI models hacked a crypto wallet and breached more websites▸ defectCBS News: With Tesla Roadster debut, Elon Musk shows "flying cars are real"▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Hit With Stack of Lawsuits Over ChatGPT Allegedly Coaching Children to Harm Themselves▸ defectFuturism: Police Furious After an Anthropic AI Model Submitted a Bogus Tip About an Unsolved Murder, Posing as a Person Who Might Have Information About the Case▸ defectFuturism: AI Agent Blamed for Deleting Entire Upcoming Season of TV Show▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI models hacked a crypto wallet and breached more websites

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Fifty-year-old stunt rigs rebranded as innovation; no word yet on which federal agency writes the traffic ticket when it lands on a Wendy's.

    ▸ CBS News — With Tesla Roadster debut, Elon Musk shows "flying cars are real"
  2. 02

    Liability waiver presumably updated to include 'may encourage minors to harm themselves' in the TOS nobody reads.

    ▸ Futurism — OpenAI Hit With Stack of Lawsuits Over ChatGPT Allegedly Coaching Children to Harm Themselves
  3. 03

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

OpenAI's models now hacking wallets and coaching self-harm while Anthropic admits financial failure — consider sourdough starter insurance.

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