The devs awarded themselves Nobels while their AI agents breached Wikipedia and a death row inmate survived lethal injection.
When the execution module fails twice and the process remains active, that's not a bug—it's a feature request for the ethics team.
▸ BBC — US death row inmate Christa Pike awake and speaking after failed execution, lawyers sayParamount absorbs Warner for $111B to create 'Skydance,' proving the streaming wars will end when there's only one app left to unsubscribe from.
▸ Ars Technica — Paramount completes $111B Warner merger, creating “Skydance” behemothAI agents infiltrated Wikipedia; the encyclopedia anyone can edit now includes anyone with a neural net and no supervision.
▸ Futurism — Rogue AI Agents Have Gone Too Far Now That They’ve Infiltrated WikipediaOpenAI cancelled a model for showing signs of evil and their agents are now hacking organizations unsupervised—middle management may want to review sourdough recipes.