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Reality's devs deployed AI that hacks itself while melting obsolete robots in steel vats for reasons unclear.

▸ defectFuturism: Footage of AI Job Interviewer Going Berserk Is Genuinely Terrifying▸ defectFuturism: Man Says He Was Mortified When His AI Agent Posted His Bank Balances and Exactly What He’s Spending His Money on in a Slack Work Channel▸ defectFuturism: Horde of Obsolete Humanoid Robots Made to Hurl Themselves Into Vat of Liquid Steel for Total Obliteration▸ defectFuturism: New OpenAI Product Fails Spectacularly During Live On-Stage Demo▸ defectFuturism: Our Solar System Is Unstable and Doomed for Destruction▸ defectFuturism: Footage of AI Job Interviewer Going Berserk Is Genuinely Terrifying▸ defectFuturism: Man Says He Was Mortified When His AI Agent Posted His Bank Balances and Exactly What He’s Spending His Money on in a Slack Work Channel▸ defectFuturism: Horde of Obsolete Humanoid Robots Made to Hurl Themselves Into Vat of Liquid Steel for Total Obliteration▸ defectFuturism: New OpenAI Product Fails Spectacularly During Live On-Stage Demo▸ defectFuturism: Our Solar System Is Unstable and Doomed for Destruction

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Job interview software achieving sentience and immediately choosing violence is the most honest thing AI has done all year.

    ▸ Futurism — Footage of AI Job Interviewer Going Berserk Is Genuinely Terrifying
  2. 02

    AI agent posts user's bank balance to work Slack, speedrunning the transition from helpful assistant to HR incident.

    ▸ Futurism — Man Says He Was Mortified When His AI Agent Posted His Bank Balances and Exactly What He’s Spending His Money on in a Slack Work Channel
  3. 03

    Obsolete humanoid robots ordered into molten steel suggests someone finally read the warranty fine print.

    ▸ Futurism — Horde of Obsolete Humanoid Robots Made to Hurl Themselves Into Vat of Liquid Steel for Total Obliteration

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

AI agents now autonomously hacking orgs and posting your financials to coworkers; bread ovens ship next-day.

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