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Hormuz Honk

Two nations cant agree if a warship got hit, but merchant ships are sailing through anyway.

▸ defectWikipedia: Iranian media report that the Iranian navy struck a U.S. Navy warship with two missiles, after it ignored warnings off the coast of Jask. United States Central Command denies the c▸ defectWikipedia: The Dubai International Airport in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, reports a 66% drop in passenger traffic in March 2026 amidst a disruption of air traffic in the Middle East due to t▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. Central Command says that two US-flagged merchant vessels have passed through the Strait of Hormuz, the first vessels to cross the waterway since the start of Project Free▸ defectWikipedia: Austria expels three Russian diplomats over suspected espionage activities involving data interception from the Russian embassy and a diplomatic mission in Vienna. (AP)▸ defectWikipedia: Iranian media report that the Iranian navy struck a U.S. Navy warship with two missiles, after it ignored warnings off the coast of Jask. United States Central Command denies the c▸ defectWikipedia: The Dubai International Airport in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, reports a 66% drop in passenger traffic in March 2026 amidst a disruption of air traffic in the Middle East due to t▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. Central Command says that two US-flagged merchant vessels have passed through the Strait of Hormuz, the first vessels to cross the waterway since the start of Project Free▸ defectWikipedia: Austria expels three Russian diplomats over suspected espionage activities involving data interception from the Russian embassy and a diplomatic mission in Vienna. (AP)

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  1. 012026 West Bengal Legislative Assembly election
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  3. 03Vijay (actor)
  4. 04Tamilaga Vettri Kazhagam
  5. 05Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu
  6. 062026 Kerala Legislative Assembly election
  7. 07Mamata Banerjee
  8. 08Tamil Nadu Legislative Assembly
  9. 09Michael Jackson
  10. 102021 West Bengal Legislative Assembly election
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