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America named two different Persian Gulf operations like Call of Duty expansions then called both off.

▸ defectWikipedia: Rubio announces that Operation Epic Fury, the codename for the initial phase of U.S. military operations in the war with Iran, has concluded. (The Hill) (Time)▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. president Donald Trump announces a pause in Operation Project Freedom aimed at helping ships transit the Strait of Hormuz, citing Pakistan's request to do so and progress in n▸ defectWikipedia: Kentucky governor Andy Beshear announces emergency regulations in effort to combat the high gas prices in Kentucky as a result of the war. (Kentucky Today) (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: German biotechnology company BioNTech announces it will halt production of its COVID-19 vaccine due to drastic restructuring plans, leaving sole production of the vaccine to its pa▸ defectWikipedia: Rubio announces that Operation Epic Fury, the codename for the initial phase of U.S. military operations in the war with Iran, has concluded. (The Hill) (Time)▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. president Donald Trump announces a pause in Operation Project Freedom aimed at helping ships transit the Strait of Hormuz, citing Pakistan's request to do so and progress in n▸ defectWikipedia: Kentucky governor Andy Beshear announces emergency regulations in effort to combat the high gas prices in Kentucky as a result of the war. (Kentucky Today) (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: German biotechnology company BioNTech announces it will halt production of its COVID-19 vaccine due to drastic restructuring plans, leaving sole production of the vaccine to its pa

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    Nothing says decisive victory like announcing your military operation has concluded by giving it a retroactive codename.

    WikipediaRubio announces that Operation Epic Fury, the codename for the initial phase of U.S. military operations in the war with Iran, has concluded. (The Hill) (Time)
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    Kentucky governor discovers emergency regulations can solve supply-demand imbalances that have puzzled economists for centuries.

    WikipediaKentucky governor Andy Beshear announces emergency regulations in effort to combat the high gas prices in Kentucky as a result of the war. (Kentucky Today) (Reuters)

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