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Peace Deal Optional

Iran and America announced peace while Israel stayed in three wars and one tanker tested the theory.

▸ defectWikipedia: Iranian deputy foreign minister Kazem Gharibabadi confirms that a deal between Iran and the United States has been reached to end the war and that the U.S. blockade will end beginn▸ defectWikipedia: Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and defense minister Israel Katz say that Israel will not withdraw its troops from Lebanon, Syria, or the Gaza Strip. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: The United States Department of Energy reports that the Strategic Petroleum Reserve has fallen to its lowest level since 1983, after a decline of 9 million barrels per week during ▸ defectWikipedia: Hungary's parliament approves a constitutional amendment limiting prime ministers' terms to a maximum of eight years in office. Legislators also remove a constitutional provision l▸ defectWikipedia: Iranian deputy foreign minister Kazem Gharibabadi confirms that a deal between Iran and the United States has been reached to end the war and that the U.S. blockade will end beginn▸ defectWikipedia: Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and defense minister Israel Katz say that Israel will not withdraw its troops from Lebanon, Syria, or the Gaza Strip. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: The United States Department of Energy reports that the Strategic Petroleum Reserve has fallen to its lowest level since 1983, after a decline of 9 million barrels per week during ▸ defectWikipedia: Hungary's parliament approves a constitutional amendment limiting prime ministers' terms to a maximum of eight years in office. Legislators also remove a constitutional provision l

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  1. 01

    Nothing says durable peace accord like exactly one ship willing to test the hypothesis.

    ▸ Wikipedia — Iranian deputy foreign minister Kazem Gharibabadi confirms that a deal between Iran and the United States has been reached to end the war and that the U.S. blockade will end beginn
  2. 02

    Netanyahu reviews ceasefire terms, finds them advisory.

    ▸ Wikipedia — Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and defense minister Israel Katz say that Israel will not withdraw its troops from Lebanon, Syria, or the Gaza Strip. (Al Jazeera)
  3. 03

    Strategic Petroleum Reserve reaches levels last seen when people unironically wore leg warmers.

    ▸ Wikipedia — The United States Department of Energy reports that the Strategic Petroleum Reserve has fallen to its lowest level since 1983, after a decline of 9 million barrels per week during

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