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Diesel Apocalypse Edition

The devs shipped record diesel prices, a nine-month pig kidney, and three AI models crashing at once.

▸ defectArs Technica: Four major AI models suffer rare overlapping downtime▸ defectBBC: Transplanted pig kidney works in US man's body for record 271 days▸ defectArs Technica: Nvidia buys Hugging Face, the GitHub of AI, for $13 billion▸ defectThe Verge: Sam Altman apologizes for ‘messy’ GPT-6 Astra rollout that’s locked out paying users▸ defectCBS News: Price of diesel in U.S. hits record as Vance downplays Iran war impact▸ defectArs Technica: Four major AI models suffer rare overlapping downtime▸ defectBBC: Transplanted pig kidney works in US man's body for record 271 days▸ defectArs Technica: Nvidia buys Hugging Face, the GitHub of AI, for $13 billion▸ defectThe Verge: Sam Altman apologizes for ‘messy’ GPT-6 Astra rollout that’s locked out paying users▸ defectCBS News: Price of diesel in U.S. hits record as Vance downplays Iran war impact

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Four major AI models went down at once, proving even the simulation's autocomplete features share a single point of failure.

    Ars TechnicaFour major AI models suffer rare overlapping downtime
  2. 02

    A transplanted pig kidney worked for 271 days, outlasting several cabinet appointments.

    BBCTransplanted pig kidney works in US man's body for record 271 days
  3. 03

    Nvidia acquired Hugging Face for $13 billion, which is apparently what it costs to own the means of slop production.

    Ars TechnicaNvidia buys Hugging Face, the GitHub of AI, for $13 billion

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