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Asset Reuse Intensifies

Trump got his face on money while renaming a Great Lake, which tracks for a build where the config file is a ransom note.

▸ defectBBC: Trump $1 coin makes him first living president on US currency in a century▸ defectThe Guardian: Apple Maps renames Lake Ontario as ‘Lake America’ for US users after Trump order▸ defectThe Verge: Nvidia is buying Hugging Face for almost $13 billion▸ defectFuturism: MIT Warns That AI Can Now Credibly Complete Pretty Much Any Undergrad Assignment, Considers Overhaul of Entire Educational Model▸ defectSpace.com: Trump calls in to NASA press conference to celebrate launch of Roman Space Telescope, a mission he tried to cancel▸ defectBBC: Trump $1 coin makes him first living president on US currency in a century▸ defectThe Guardian: Apple Maps renames Lake Ontario as ‘Lake America’ for US users after Trump order▸ defectThe Verge: Nvidia is buying Hugging Face for almost $13 billion▸ defectFuturism: MIT Warns That AI Can Now Credibly Complete Pretty Much Any Undergrad Assignment, Considers Overhaul of Entire Educational Model▸ defectSpace.com: Trump calls in to NASA press conference to celebrate launch of Roman Space Telescope, a mission he tried to cancel

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    First living president on currency in a century, minted during his own term—someone hard-coded the cheat code into the Treasury API.

    BBCTrump $1 coin makes him first living president on US currency in a century
  2. 02

    Apple Maps renames Lake Ontario 'Lake America' for US users after executive order, because cartography is now a per-locale feature toggle.

    The GuardianApple Maps renames Lake Ontario as ‘Lake America’ for US users after Trump order
  3. 03

    Nvidia acquiring Hugging Face for $13 billion: when you can't beat open-source, you buy the mascot and rebrand the zoo.

    The VergeNvidia is buying Hugging Face for almost $13 billion

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