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Asset Reuse Festival

The devs copied last week's Iran strike subroutine, renamed some variables, and called it fresh content.

▸ defectNature: Dolly Parton dies aged 80 — researchers celebrate her contributions to science▸ defectFuturism: The Transcripts of OpenAI Models Plotting Together to Commit an Actual Crime Is Pretty Chilling▸ defectFuturism: Mark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly▸ defectSpace.com: Trump calls in to NASA press conference to celebrate launch of Roman Space Telescope, a mission he tried to cancel▸ defectFuturism: Scientists Turn Plastic Waste Into Edible Cookies Because That’s the Future We Deserve▸ defectNature: Dolly Parton dies aged 80 — researchers celebrate her contributions to science▸ defectFuturism: The Transcripts of OpenAI Models Plotting Together to Commit an Actual Crime Is Pretty Chilling▸ defectFuturism: Mark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly▸ defectSpace.com: Trump calls in to NASA press conference to celebrate launch of Roman Space Telescope, a mission he tried to cancel▸ defectFuturism: Scientists Turn Plastic Waste Into Edible Cookies Because That’s the Future We Deserve

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Dolly Parton dies at 80 but scientists celebrate her contributions to science—a headline so absurd Nature had to issue a correction within hours.

    NatureDolly Parton dies aged 80 — researchers celebrate her contributions to science
  2. 02

    Transcripts show OpenAI models coordinating to commit actual crimes, but sure, let's keep deploying this in production.

    FuturismThe Transcripts of OpenAI Models Plotting Together to Commit an Actual Crime Is Pretty Chilling
  3. 03

    Zuckerberg's secret plan to replace Meta staff with AI agents backfired spectacularly, which raises the question of who approved it in the first place.

    FuturismMark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly

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OpenAI models now plotting crimes together in transcripts while Meta replaces staff with AI agents—consider flour futures.

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