Twenty-eight years to render the Tupac verdict while AI does undergrad homework in seconds.
Officer closed missing-person cases to reduce workload; patch notes clarify this feature was working as designed.
▸ BBC — South Korean police officer admits to closing missing person cases to avoid workMIT considers overhauling entire educational model after AI credibly completes any undergrad assignment—turns out the test was teaching to the test all along.
▸ Futurism — MIT Warns That AI Can Now Credibly Complete Pretty Much Any Undergrad Assignment, Considers Overhaul of Entire Educational ModelZuckerberg's secret plan to replace staff with AI agents backfired spectacularly, proving even algorithms have standards.
▸ Futurism — Mark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired SpectacularlyAI now completes undergrad assignments, replaces Lyft drivers with task workers, and turns coworkers into meat proxies—sourdough starter looking wise.