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Twenty-eight years to render the Tupac verdict while AI does undergrad homework in seconds.

▸ defectBBC: South Korean police officer admits to closing missing person cases to avoid work▸ defectFuturism: MIT Warns That AI Can Now Credibly Complete Pretty Much Any Undergrad Assignment, Considers Overhaul of Entire Educational Model▸ defectFuturism: Mark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly▸ defectNature: Dolly Parton dies aged 80 — researchers celebrate her contributions to science▸ defectArs Technica: Google Maps renames "Lake Ontario" to "Lake America" even faster than US government▸ defectBBC: South Korean police officer admits to closing missing person cases to avoid work▸ defectFuturism: MIT Warns That AI Can Now Credibly Complete Pretty Much Any Undergrad Assignment, Considers Overhaul of Entire Educational Model▸ defectFuturism: Mark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly▸ defectNature: Dolly Parton dies aged 80 — researchers celebrate her contributions to science▸ defectArs Technica: Google Maps renames "Lake Ontario" to "Lake America" even faster than US government

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Officer closed missing-person cases to reduce workload; patch notes clarify this feature was working as designed.

    BBCSouth Korean police officer admits to closing missing person cases to avoid work
  2. 02

    MIT considers overhauling entire educational model after AI credibly completes any undergrad assignment—turns out the test was teaching to the test all along.

    FuturismMIT Warns That AI Can Now Credibly Complete Pretty Much Any Undergrad Assignment, Considers Overhaul of Entire Educational Model
  3. 03

    Zuckerberg's secret plan to replace staff with AI agents backfired spectacularly, proving even algorithms have standards.

    FuturismMark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

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AI now completes undergrad assignments, replaces Lyft drivers with task workers, and turns coworkers into meat proxies—sourdough starter looking wise.

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