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Trump called into a NASA press conference for a telescope he tried to cancel last year.

▸ defectArs Technica: Report: Nvidia to acquire AI model repository Hugging Face for $13 billion▸ defectFuturism: Microsoft Tokenmaxxing King Spent $28,000 on AI in a Single Month as Company Begs Employees to Tone Down the Ludicrous Costs▸ defectArs Technica: Why it matters that President Trump just dialed into a NASA news conference▸ defectFuturism: Mark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly▸ defectFuturism: 90 Percent of Execs Say Oops, AI Didn’t Help Productivity, So Layoffs Will Continue▸ defectArs Technica: Report: Nvidia to acquire AI model repository Hugging Face for $13 billion▸ defectFuturism: Microsoft Tokenmaxxing King Spent $28,000 on AI in a Single Month as Company Begs Employees to Tone Down the Ludicrous Costs▸ defectArs Technica: Why it matters that President Trump just dialed into a NASA news conference▸ defectFuturism: Mark Zuckerberg Had a Secret Plan to Replace Meta Staff With AI Agents, and It Backfired Spectacularly▸ defectFuturism: 90 Percent of Execs Say Oops, AI Didn’t Help Productivity, So Layoffs Will Continue

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    Nvidia acquiring the model repository for $13 billion—vertical integration or admitting the training data ran out?

    Ars TechnicaReport: Nvidia to acquire AI model repository Hugging Face for $13 billion
  2. 02

    One employee burned through $28,000 in AI tokens in 30 days; company now begging staff to show restraint with the infinite-seeming resources.

    FuturismMicrosoft Tokenmaxxing King Spent $28,000 on AI in a Single Month as Company Begs Employees to Tone Down the Ludicrous Costs
  3. 03

    President phones into launch event for space telescope his administration previously attempted to defund—no notes.

    Ars TechnicaWhy it matters that President Trump just dialed into a NASA news conference

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Microsoft employee spent $28,000 on AI in one month while 90% of execs report AI didn't help productivity and layoffs continue.

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