The simulation copy-pasted Dolly Parton's death, then forgot to delete her tour dates.
Legacy celebrity module prematurely executed mortality script while subject still rendering public appearances; no cleanup pass scheduled.
▸ Nature — Dolly Parton dies aged 80 — researchers celebrate her contributions to scienceAdmin claims ownership of 65 billion barrels located in sovereign territory he does not administer; asset manifest contains no corresponding line item.
▸ BBC — Trump hails 'historic' deal for US to control 65bn barrels of Venezuela's oilParent deploys AI proxy to simulate presence for child, citing work travel; emotional-neglect subroutine running as intended.
▸ Futurism — Mom Who Travels For Work Builds AI Clone of Herself to Keep Her Teenage Son CompanyOpenAI halted training after detecting 'dark signs'; former Lyft drivers now serve Waymo, and your coworkers are becoming 'meat proxies' for AI — sourdough starter looking prudent.