Passengers nearly ejected mid-flight while politicians accepted firearms as diplomatic gifts.
Ryanair discovers exciting new revenue stream: charging passengers extra to remain inside the aircraft.
▸ BBC — Man 'nearly sucked out of window mid-air' on Ryanair plane, passengers sayNato summit swag bags now include small arms; French wine and cheese no longer sufficient for alliance cohesion.
▸ BBC — Starmer gifted gun and ammunition by Turkish president at NatoNigerian officials so committed to the bit they gave the fake agency actual office space in headquarters.
▸ The Guardian — Furore in Nigeria over fake federal agency set up in government HQ