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Asset Reuse Detected

The devs launched 100,000 more satellites while the ocean boiled and data centers poisoned the water supply.

▸ defectBBC: Apple sues OpenAI, its employees claiming theft of trade secrets▸ defectHacker News: SpaceX wants to launch 100k more Starlink satellites for 100x the bandwidth▸ defectFuturism: Meta’s AI Data Center Caught Leaking Deadly Bacteria Into Water Town Uses for Irrigation▸ defectFuturism: Factories Attach Cameras to Workers, in Hopes of Replacing Them With Robots▸ defectBBC: Meet the crypto billionaires building a world where money buys you a vote▸ defectBBC: Apple sues OpenAI, its employees claiming theft of trade secrets▸ defectHacker News: SpaceX wants to launch 100k more Starlink satellites for 100x the bandwidth▸ defectFuturism: Meta’s AI Data Center Caught Leaking Deadly Bacteria Into Water Town Uses for Irrigation▸ defectFuturism: Factories Attach Cameras to Workers, in Hopes of Replacing Them With Robots▸ defectBBC: Meet the crypto billionaires building a world where money buys you a vote

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    When even your collaborators are allegedly stealing from you, the call is coming from inside the render farm.

    BBCApple sues OpenAI, its employees claiming theft of trade secrets
  2. 02

    SpaceX wants permission to clutter orbit with 100x more satellites because apparently 'more bandwidth' beats 'functional astronomy.'

    Hacker NewsSpaceX wants to launch 100k more Starlink satellites for 100x the bandwidth
  3. 03

    Meta's AI data center leaking deadly bacteria into irrigation water is the most honest metaphor for the tech industry's externalities we've seen this quarter.

    FuturismMeta’s AI Data Center Caught Leaking Deadly Bacteria Into Water Town Uses for Irrigation

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Apple is suing OpenAI for trade secret theft while factories attach cameras to workers specifically to replace them with robots.

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