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The simulation's foreign policy module is now auto-executing strikes while randomly despawning senators mid-runtime.

▸ defectBBC: US Senator and close Trump ally Lindsey Graham dies after 'brief and sudden illness'▸ defectBBC: US launches fresh strikes as Iran closes Strait of Hormuz▸ defectArs Technica: Ransomware negotiator hired to represent victims was working for the attackers▸ defectFuturism: Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth▸ defectFuturism: Grok Linked to Sickening Crime in Lawsuit That Puts SpaceX in Crosshairs▸ defectBBC: US Senator and close Trump ally Lindsey Graham dies after 'brief and sudden illness'▸ defectBBC: US launches fresh strikes as Iran closes Strait of Hormuz▸ defectArs Technica: Ransomware negotiator hired to represent victims was working for the attackers▸ defectFuturism: Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth▸ defectFuturism: Grok Linked to Sickening Crime in Lawsuit That Puts SpaceX in Crosshairs

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Senator despawn during active geopolitical crisis suggests the character limit was reached before conflict resolution dialogue could load.

    BBCUS Senator and close Trump ally Lindsey Graham dies after 'brief and sudden illness'
  2. 02

    Hormuz closure on same build as senator deletion indicates the devs are stress-testing how many simultaneous crises one playerbase can handle.

    BBCUS launches fresh strikes as Iran closes Strait of Hormuz
  3. 03

    Ransomware negotiator secretly working for attackers is the exact plot twist you'd write if you stopped caring about plausibility in Act Three.

    Ars TechnicaRansomware negotiator hired to represent victims was working for the attackers

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