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Trump threatens to bomb Oman while smart pet feeders starve cats and Kentucky schools issue maps of North Dahota.

▸ defectBBC: Trump threatens to bomb US ally Oman if it 'gets in the way' over Iran deal▸ defectFuturism: Internet-Connected Pet Feeders Go Down, Leaving Kitties Hungry▸ defectFuturism: Kentucky Middle School Sends Students Home on First Day of Class With AI-Generated Educational Materials Full of Inexcusable Hallucinations, Including a Map Labeled With “North Dahota” and “Olkchoma”▸ defectArs Technica: Hidden Airtag reveals Amazon is trashing rare books to train AI▸ defectFuturism: Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash▸ defectBBC: Trump threatens to bomb US ally Oman if it 'gets in the way' over Iran deal▸ defectFuturism: Internet-Connected Pet Feeders Go Down, Leaving Kitties Hungry▸ defectFuturism: Kentucky Middle School Sends Students Home on First Day of Class With AI-Generated Educational Materials Full of Inexcusable Hallucinations, Including a Map Labeled With “North Dahota” and “Olkchoma”▸ defectArs Technica: Hidden Airtag reveals Amazon is trashing rare books to train AI▸ defectFuturism: Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    Threatening to bomb your own allies is typically reserved for test environments, not production diplomacy.

    BBCTrump threatens to bomb US ally Oman if it 'gets in the way' over Iran deal
  2. 02

    Internet-of-Things pet feeders go down globally; cats learn that the cloud was never their friend.

    FuturismInternet-Connected Pet Feeders Go Down, Leaving Kitties Hungry
  3. 03

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