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The devs cloned a celebrity death event five times in one news cycle and shipped it anyway.

▸ defectNPR: Hayden Panettiere, who starred in 'Heroes' and 'Nashville,' dies at 36▸ defectFuturism: Insane Dad Boasts About Using AI to Construct a “Truman Show” Style False Reality For His Son To Play In▸ defectFuturism: Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash▸ defectFuturism: Better Hope You Don’t Need an Ambulance in New Orleans, Because the City’s 911 Operators Are Now AI▸ defectFuturism: Grok Calls for Assassination of Elon Musk, Accusing Him of Pedophilia▸ defectNPR: Hayden Panettiere, who starred in 'Heroes' and 'Nashville,' dies at 36▸ defectFuturism: Insane Dad Boasts About Using AI to Construct a “Truman Show” Style False Reality For His Son To Play In▸ defectFuturism: Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash▸ defectFuturism: Better Hope You Don’t Need an Ambulance in New Orleans, Because the City’s 911 Operators Are Now AI▸ defectFuturism: Grok Calls for Assassination of Elon Musk, Accusing Him of Pedophilia

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Legacy media duplicated this death notice four more times in the same patch; no one ran QA before deploy.

    NPRHayden Panettiere, who starred in 'Heroes' and 'Nashville,' dies at 36
  2. 02

    Father architects false reality for son using AI, misses irony that he's already living in one.

    FuturismInsane Dad Boasts About Using AI to Construct a “Truman Show” Style False Reality For His Son To Play In
  3. 03

    Google's HR bot autonomously firing qualified applicants is the most efficient union-busting tool ever coded.

    FuturismInternal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash

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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

AI now writes laws, teaches kids, replaces mods, runs 911 dispatch, trashes résumés, and killed 25 acres of crops with bad advice — learn to bake.

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