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The devs scaled AI fast enough to automate Congressional lawmaking but not fast enough to stop it writing laws.

▸ defectArs Technica: Suspecting court of using AI, man injected prompts in filings to try to win case▸ defectFuturism: Congressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Reports Goldman Sachs Analyst to FBI for Horrifying ChatGPT Conversations▸ defectFuturism: Dude Asks AI Agent to Book Gym Spot, Accidentally Launches Autonomous Cyberattack▸ defectFuturism: Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops▸ defectArs Technica: Suspecting court of using AI, man injected prompts in filings to try to win case▸ defectFuturism: Congressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Reports Goldman Sachs Analyst to FBI for Horrifying ChatGPT Conversations▸ defectFuturism: Dude Asks AI Agent to Book Gym Spot, Accidentally Launches Autonomous Cyberattack▸ defectFuturism: Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Man suspects court is using AI, injects adversarial prompts into legal filings — the only rational litigation strategy in 2026.

    Ars TechnicaSuspecting court of using AI, man injected prompts in filings to try to win case
  2. 02

    Congressional staffers automate lawmaking with AI because reading bills was always optional, now it's just honest about it.

    FuturismCongressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws
  3. 03

    Goldman analyst's ChatGPT conversations so alarming OpenAI calls FBI; no word on whether the model or the analyst wrote the concerning parts.

    FuturismOpenAI Reports Goldman Sachs Analyst to FBI for Horrifying ChatGPT Conversations

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Congressional staffers now use AI to draft legislation while HR AI deletes qualified résumés; your elected representatives may literally be chatbots arguing with themselves.

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