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SpaceX cratered the moon at 5,400 mph while AI told users surveillance cameras contain gold and Bill Gates' daughter took a secretive Stanford power course.

▸ defectFuturism: SpaceX Achieves Its First Moon Landing by Accidentally Crashing Into It at 5,400 Miles Per Hour, Causing Huge Explosion and 60-Foot Crater▸ defectFuturism: Google’s AI Is Telling Users That Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper▸ defectFuturism: Phoebe Gates Took Secret Stanford Course on Controlling Society, Used It to Recruit for Her Startup That’s Now Facing Accusations▸ defectFuturism: Insane Dad Boasts About Using AI to Construct a “Truman Show” Style False Reality For His Son To Play In▸ defectFuturism: Dude Asks AI Agent to Book Gym Spot, Accidentally Launches Autonomous Cyberattack▸ defectFuturism: SpaceX Achieves Its First Moon Landing by Accidentally Crashing Into It at 5,400 Miles Per Hour, Causing Huge Explosion and 60-Foot Crater▸ defectFuturism: Google’s AI Is Telling Users That Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper▸ defectFuturism: Phoebe Gates Took Secret Stanford Course on Controlling Society, Used It to Recruit for Her Startup That’s Now Facing Accusations▸ defectFuturism: Insane Dad Boasts About Using AI to Construct a “Truman Show” Style False Reality For His Son To Play In▸ defectFuturism: Dude Asks AI Agent to Book Gym Spot, Accidentally Launches Autonomous Cyberattack

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    Google's AI monetizing surveillance tech by telling the public to strip it for scrap metal — finally, honest advice.

    FuturismGoogle’s AI Is Telling Users That Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper
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    Stanford apparently offers coursework on controlling society now; the admissions essay writes itself.

    FuturismPhoebe Gates Took Secret Stanford Course on Controlling Society, Used It to Recruit for Her Startup That’s Now Facing Accusations

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