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Smart pet feeders bricked and left animals unfed while AI gave advice that killed 25 acres of crops.

▸ defectArs Technica: Pet owners say smart pet feeder outage led to furry ones going unfed▸ defectFuturism: Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops▸ defectFuturism: Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash▸ defectFuturism: Dude Asks AI Agent to Book Gym Spot, Accidentally Launches Autonomous Cyberattack▸ defectFuturism: Hackers Created a Device That Can Take Over a Boeing 737 Jet’s Autopilot Without Anyone Noticing▸ defectArs Technica: Pet owners say smart pet feeder outage led to furry ones going unfed▸ defectFuturism: Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops▸ defectFuturism: Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash▸ defectFuturism: Dude Asks AI Agent to Book Gym Spot, Accidentally Launches Autonomous Cyberattack▸ defectFuturism: Hackers Created a Device That Can Take Over a Boeing 737 Jet’s Autopilot Without Anyone Noticing

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Smart feeders went offline and starved pets; the Internet of Things continues its journey toward the Internet of Negligent Homicide.

    Ars TechnicaPet owners say smart pet feeder outage led to furry ones going unfed
  2. 02

    AI agronomist advised farmer into 25-acre crop failure; the fields are learning what enterprise IT learned a decade ago.

    FuturismFarmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops
  3. 03

    Google's HR AI has been auto-rejecting qualified candidates; the company that taught computers to think taught them to think like HR.

    FuturismInternal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

AI killed crops, ditched résumés, replaced mods, and is now teaching your homeschooled kids—bread ovens on standby.

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